415: I just straight up changed seats in stoddard after the man sitting behind me said he was a professor.
Change seats and SUBMIT
every time we drink there’s monkey leashes
(978): So…I started watching Portlandia…and there was a little kid with a monkey-backpack-leash!
(503): There totally is
(503): ! ps im sleepung here
(503): Iiii migt be taking someoe hme.
(413): What? Who?
(503): A gguy? Who i was dacing wth? Duper cute! Cattype bc imsmoking not bc im drunk. Ok mabye a little bc i drunk.
Submit!
401: Why’d you leave?
303: so tired, and her body odor was overwhelming me.
(508): We’re leaving I feel sink
submit!
(413): Mom is playing melissa etheridge in the car. SO GAY cannot deal.
Submit!
(503): Drinking. ** is extremely focused on peni. ** won’t come out of the bathroom. ** is even mooooore hyper than uj. (thats the abbrev of usual).
(413): Jesus…sometimes I feel like I could really use those child leashes to help keep an eye on you all. Except I would let you have the fun animal backpack ones.
(503): Yes! Ccan mine be a monkey? I would name it gorella.
Submit!
(760): Bah (we) might do something tomorrow and I’m not making punch so I won’t black out at like 10 lol
Submit!
And now, some texts from the outside
Texts we love to get from our HS aged sisters:
(917): Omg Smith has new summer programs.
(413): ukelele girl down the hall won’t shut up with the damn ukelele. hipster fuckery comes to mind yo.
